poorlydrawnorphanblack:

Clone Therapy (x)

the orphan black finale was really emotional guys

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Tomb Raider (2013) : The Endurance Crew Members

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elizabethlutece said: sam/lara ∇ :)

∇ -. old age/aging headcanon

Nice, thank you!  Work got surprisingly busy, so I had to leave this until I got home.  Let’s assume Lara actually lives a long life!!

Lara’s a very active parent, who wants to take her kids out and adventuring as much as possible.  When they’re grown and have kids of their own, Lara keeps up with being an awesome grandma who does the same sort of thing. (Sam is the grandma who spoils her grandkids. Her children are all “Mom, my six year-old does not need a home entertainment system.”
“Sure he does, how else is he going to watch these 20 movies??”
“MOM NO.”)

Anyway, Lara’s age eventually catches up with her, and she can’t do that sort of thing anymore.  She’s pretty upset of course, and misses the great outdoors, so  Sam buys her a small boat and they take up sailing.  It means that she’s now exploring the ocean instead of mountains and ruins, but (now that there are no supernatural storms around!) she starts to love it.  Sam loves being out on the water with her sweetie, who, she says, still looks bangin’ in a swimsuit.  Lara then gets to take their grandkids on ‘voyages’ to find sunken treasures, Sam tries fishing but gets bored quickly, and when they all return with sunburns Sam and Lara get yelled at by their kids.  

At night they go out alone and lie together underneath the stars.  Decades later, and Sam’s still making up constellations, like Rascal the Cat-with-a-triangle-for-a-tail, and Groovicus the Person-who-sort-of-looks-like-they’re-disco-dancing-if-you-squint-maybe.

After Lara passes Sam sells the boat and buys a small house overlooking the water, and although she complains that being so close to the ocean makes her very cold, she feels closer to Lara that way.

Headcanon meme~

rocketcandycouture:

Put a symbol (or several) and a character/characters in my ask box, and I’ll give you a headcanon.  Yes.  Do it.

☾ - sleep headcanon

★ - sad headcanon

☆ - happy headcanon

☠ - angry/violent headcanon

✿ - Sex headcanon

■ -  Bedroom/house/living quarters headcanon

♡ - romantic headcanon

♥ - family headcanon

☮ - friendship headcanon

♦ - quirks/hobbies headcanon

☯ - likes/dislikes headcanon

▼ - childhood headcanon

∇ -. old age/aging headcanon

♒ - cooking/food headcanon

☼ - appearance headcanon

ൠ - random headcanon

◉ - Any other question of your choosing

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nowtrytherest said: ♛ King me!

laracroftsbooty:

Only if we can have awesome skype fun times now that I have a stable internet connection ;D

My favorite thing about your blog
THE FUCKING TAGS OH MY GOD Also you reblog cool shit c:

What fandom I associate you with the most
Portal, Tomb Raider, TLOU. Not necessarily in that order

What I think of your URL
but try the rest of what???????

If I follow you and why
Fuck yes I follow you holy shit you’re hilarious and super awesome oh man I will never regret following you. dem tags. dat Tags.

NOBODY KNOWS what the rest is.  I’m hoping it will haunt everyone to their graves!

AND NO YOU’RE HILARIOUS.

[Do it.]
OR
[I'll deal with them.] 

Allow me.

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Tags: BABY SISTER!

henrys-husbando:

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What the fuck, Tags.

I LOVE IT.

OH MY GOD I HAVE MY FIRST AUDIOBOOK I’VE MADE IT AS AN AUTHOR!!

(Note: The rules were ‘three sentence terrible fanfic based on URL’, and when someone tells me ‘terrible’, I deliver terrible!!)

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tombraider:

Fanart: “Tomb Raider” by witusins

tombraider:

Fanart: “Tomb Raider” by witusins

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hcastaline:

blackenedrisingdemon:

mirai-kurillama:

221bbarricade:

zanetehaiden:

snow-anne:

king-for-a-vagina:

benedicttcumberbatchh:

carryonmy-assbutt:

sassygayklavierspieler:

fandombarf:

alexander2539:

fandombarf:

There’s a dollar in my g string

THAT IS YOUR D STRING. G IS ALL THE WAY ON MY LEFT.

EXCUSE ME you uncultured swine. That IS my G string. LEFT TO RIGHT IT’S: C G D A ON A CELLO. And if you notice the dollar is wonderfully tucked in my G STRING.DO NOT DOUBT MY SIX YEARS OF EXPERIENCE.

FUCKING VIOLINISTS

THEY’RE NOT CALLED VIOLINISTS THEY’RE CALLED CELLISTS

IT,WAS THE VIOLINIST THAT THOUGHT IT WAS THE WRONG STRING JESUS CHRIST

This is just one massive train wreck

String players can be a bit high-strung.

y’all need to cellout

We all need to calm down before this gets violin-t

Strings

thank you for your contribution

This post got better

After nine years of dealing with strings players, I can confirm that they are all this highly strung and yelly.

hcastaline:

blackenedrisingdemon:

mirai-kurillama:

221bbarricade:

zanetehaiden:

snow-anne:

king-for-a-vagina:

benedicttcumberbatchh:

carryonmy-assbutt:

sassygayklavierspieler:

fandombarf:

alexander2539:

fandombarf:

There’s a dollar in my g string

THAT IS YOUR D STRING. G IS ALL THE WAY ON MY LEFT.

EXCUSE ME you uncultured swine. That IS my G string. LEFT TO RIGHT IT’S: C G D A ON A CELLO. And if you notice the dollar is wonderfully tucked in my G STRING.
DO NOT DOUBT MY SIX YEARS OF EXPERIENCE.

FUCKING VIOLINISTS

THEY’RE NOT CALLED VIOLINISTS THEY’RE CALLED CELLISTS

IT,WAS THE VIOLINIST THAT THOUGHT IT WAS THE WRONG STRING JESUS CHRIST

This is just one massive train wreck

String players can be a bit high-strung.

y’all need to cellout

We all need to calm down before this gets violin-t

Strings

thank you for your contribution

This post got better

After nine years of dealing with strings players, I can confirm that they are all this highly strung and yelly.

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