ltalian:

that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say

ltalian:

that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say

(Source: real-tweets, via incredibly-lazy-dragon)

babygirl

(Source: allisanargent, via traynorr)

 ”If this all ends tomorrow, what happens to us?” - "I don’t know. Marriage, old age, and a lot of little blue children?" 

(Source: cpentaghast, via traynorr)

studiocatawampus:

Sestras

knifeeared:

officialvarrictethras:

lifeofaseamonster:

schmooplesbottom:

lifeofaseamonster:

I worry for what happens to Merrill post-Kirkwall. </3

She runs off with Isabela and becomes the world’s most polite pirate.

"Uhm, give me all your gold. Please. Oh, and those shiny rubies, too. Thank you!"

oh my god that’s so cute

imagine her saying in her most gruff voice “ahoy me mateys”

I assume it sounds similar to her Varric impression —

"No shit, there I was…"

Isabela has to get her a parrot

(via mortiphasm)

hhanjii:

gridmark:

so a guy gave his friend 10 puns hoping that one of them would make him laugh. sadly, no pun in ten did.

goodbye

(via incredibly-lazy-dragon)

maggiesloringbife:

becausecosima:

Everyone promises you happily ever after…but life turns into a different kind of fairy tale.

bruh best movie ever

(via traynorr)

plasmarifles:

Favourite Protagonists in Games » Commander Shepard (Mass Effect Trilogy)

"She messed with my hamster, guys. Now it’s personal."

(via raidintombs)