- interspecies and gay marriage is allowed (you can be a lizard guy and marry a werewolf dude if you want)
- you can kill things by yelling at them
- you can punch bears
- you can secretly shove 100 potatoes in someone’s pocket
- there are lizard furry porn books scattered all across the place
#first i steal their clothes #and don’t notice it #then i fill their pockets with cheese #and then i proceed to laugh myself silly cause they don’t have any pockets #where the hell did i just put all that cheese (via sexycactuses)
henrys-husbando said: >lookin through your tags >"J.K. Simmons is my boycrush" >BUT TAAAAGS WHAT ABOUT MEEEEEE? ;D
YEAH BUT THAT GOES WITHOUT SAYING, MAZUEZUE!!